What We’re Playing – Mech May (2024)

ALL THE MECHS!

Hey everyone, Mazer here and today we are going to be talking about video games! Specifically the video games that we’re currently playing.

If I’m being honest with you, I just really could not come up with a topic to discuss this week. I don’t know what it is but I am just drawing a blank. As such, I decided instead to talk about the games we’re currently playing.

Funnily enough, the games we are playing somehow fell into the same genre of Action/Adventure games featuring Mechs! For those of you who do not know, I am not really a fan of Mechs. When it comes to Mech Anime, I find most of them rather dull. Naturally, there are some exceptions. I absolutely love the insanity of Studio Trigger’s Gurren Lagann and Production I.G.’s Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet.

Yet when it comes to Mechs in video games; I love them. I love how heavy they feel. I enjoy the satisfaction of seeing enemy mechs get pulverized, and I absolutely adore the power you feel when you get that massive punch through the enemy mech’s defenses. It’s satisfying as hell.

Do you remember Virtual On? It was a Sega game made for the arcades in the 90s and it served as my introduction to the Mech Game genre. Players sat in these chairs and used tank controls to move their agile mechs across the battleground while fighting off other mechs. What made it even better was the fact that you could battle other players as well. Such a good game!

I digress. We’re not here to talk about the past. We are here to talk about the present! So without further ado, let’s talk about what Mech games we are currently playing!

Gotcha Force (Nintendo Gamecube, 2003)

Gotcha Force is a funny little game. In it you play as a young Japanese kid who is approached by a tiny robotic alien called a Gotcha Borg. The Gotcha Borgs are recruiting children and preteens to help them defeat the evil Gotcha Borg empire – the Death Force. It’s a very Power Rangersesque storyline complete with rivals, betrayals, and twists.

Now, in order to defeat the Death Force, players must train, upgrade, and recruit Gotcha Borgs. This is where the game takes an interesting little turn. From what I’ve been told, Gotcha Force includes over 200 Borgs for you to seek out and collect. By battling other kids, you earn the chance of recruiting a new Borg. The more Borgs you recruit, the better your chances to defeat the Death Force.

Every Borg provides its own unique abilities. Some move faster, others deal more damage; some can teleport, some have rapid-fire weapons, and some can even nuke the entire battlefield. The wide variety of Borgs makes for fun gameplay as I rarely find myself sticking to the same team for more than a handful of battles.

I love this mechanic. I am one of those guys who sticks to a specific party if I find they serve my purposes. If they are getting the job done, what’s the point of swapping them out? Well that is not the case in Gotcha Force. For example; I was rocking a trio of Heavy Borgs – a traditional tank, a heavy melee Borg, and a Borg with a giant chainsaw. They were decimating the enemy! That is until I ran into a group of speedsters. These nimble little Borgs tore my heavies to shreds! This made me rethink my strategy. I swapped my trio out for a group of nimble ninja and gunslinger Borgs. With these faster Borgs under my control, I was finally able to defeat the enemy with few casualities.

Gotcha Force is a surprisingly good game. While it is not perfect (the camera angles can be a problem and the voice acting is laughable at best), it a lot of fun. We are currently streaming it Friday-Sunday at 11:30am – 14:30pm PST.

You can check out our first stream here!

Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon (Xbox Series X, 2023)

Dark Souls with Mechs.

There. That is all I have to say about this game.

Okay, that’s not entirely accurate. In fact, it isn’t the least bit accurate. Armored Core VI is the latest game from developer FromSoft. Known for their soul-crushing difficulty, FromSoft is responsible for such games as Dark Souls, Elden Ring, Blood Borne, and of course – Armored Core. This is, obviously, the 6th mainline game of the franchise and the first I’ve played.

I’m presently still in the early chapters of the game. That being said, I already love what I’ve experienced thus far. Whereas their other games instill a sense of helplessness in the player, Armored Core makes you feel like an unstoppable killing machine.

Well, for the most part.

Your mech feels satisfyingly heavy. Every step you make, every move you take (I’ll be watching you!) results in a satisfying THUNK. When you jump off a building, you FEEL the impact of your mech hitting the ground. Whenever you use your boosters, you FEEL the speed.

But it is the SCALE of the game that makes you feel like a bad-ass. What I thought were small drones were, in fact, full sized Helicopters. They were the size of my Mech’s arm! Tanks might as well be toys as I crunch them beneath my feet.

And the equipment! Oh the equipment! There are so many options from weapons to body parts that you can get lost in customizing your mech to your exact playstyle! Personally, I lean towards the heavily armored builds but the fact that I could swap out to a speedster build on the fly is fantastic!

That said; although you can rip and tear your way through the game’s version of Goombas with ease, don’t you dare think that this is a cakewalk. This is first and foremost a FromSoft game and it comes with the same difficulty the company is famous for. The rival mechs (the full-sized ones, not the fodder) can easily rip you apart if you aren’t paying attention. And the bosses? Forget about it! They are wonderfully insane and I look forward to tackling the challenge they present. Here is a clip of us facing off against one of the game’s early bosses.

Unfortunately, I am still early in the story so I cannot go into any further detail about its story or combat. But from what I’ve experienced so far, I love it!

Sand Land (Xbox Series X, 2024)

Sand Land is an Open World action game based off the manga (and later anime) of the same name. Written and drawn by legendary manga author Akira Toriyama, Sand Land was one of the last projects worked on before his untimely passing.

The game’s plot is as follows: Natural disasters and endless war has left the planet a desert wasteland. People and monsters alike struggle to survive on a daily basis. Taking care of the monsters (classified as demons) is the Prince of Demons, Beelzebub. The precocious scamp steals water and supplies from the greedy king’s forces and hands the supplies over to his people.

One day he is approached by a human sheriff named Rao. Rao informs the Prince that he may have discovered a water spring that could end the desert’s drought. Unfortunately he is not strong enough on his own to tackle the task at hand. He offers an alliance with Beelzebub – exchanging the location of the spring for the Prince’s strength and abilities. Beelzebub agrees and together they venture off into the desert to find the spring.

As of this post, I am only an hour and a half into the game. Just far enough to encounter my first mini-boss and first stealth mission. That said; I am loving everything that I’ve encountered thus far. The graphics are bright and colorful and just dripping with Akira Tomiyama’s artistic charm. The writing is akin to his other works as well. Charming, silly, with just the right amount of menace to make the villains feel like a threat without ever getting too serious.

Gameplay – mixed between driving around in your car/mech and moving on foot – is tight and entertaining. Usually in open-world games, I end up ignoring enemies while on my way to the next waypoint. That is not the case here. The combat is so satisfying – mixing up light and heavy attacks to build combos – that I find myself jumping out of my car at the first sign of enemies.

Sadly, I cannot really comment any further as I’m still very early in the game. I have yet to try out any of the mechs or tanks that have been shown in the trailer so unfortunately I cannot give my opinion on that mechanic. However, if the early gameplay is anything to go by, I feel like I’ll be enjoying the mech combat as much as the rest of the game.

We’ll return to this topic once I get further into the game but for now I just wanted to share my early impressions as it is one of the three games I’m currently playing!

What are you playing this month? Let us know in the comments!

Tubi Tidbits – Laid to Rest (2009) & The Mutilator (1984)

TubiTitles

Welcome to Tubi Tidbits where we discuss horror movies that I have watched but are either not big enough nor bad enough for a full-length review. As you read these micro-reviews, please keep in mind that everything said comes from my own personal preference. There are movies on this list that you may find more enjoyable than I did or ones you disliked more than I did.

That is the beauty of Horror. It is all subjective.

The goal of Tubi Tidbits is not to put a score on these movies per se, but to introduce you to new movies found on the Tubi Streaming App. There are literally hundreds of movies on Tubi and it can be quite difficult finding one you may like. Especially considering that a of of these were indie or direct-to-video releases.

So, while there is a scoring system in place, please do not take my word as law. I try to keep summaries and reviews for this segment tight and concise; enough to give you an idea of what you’d be expecting if you choose to watch these films.

With that said, please enjoy Tubi Tidbits!

Laid the Rest (2009)

What is it?

A woman with amnesia finds herself the primary target of a mysterious serial killer wearing a chrome skull mask. She teams up with a truck driver named Tucker and his best friend – a recluse named Steven. Now, the trio must keep themselves one step ahead of Chromeskull least they find themselves added to the growing number of bodies he leaves behind.

Review.

If I had to compare Laid to Rest with another horror movie, I would compare it to Damien Leone’s Terrifier. By this I mean Laid to Rest is about style more than substance. The story is razor thin and follows the usual slasher-movie fare. By which I mean it has a mysterious killer hunting down and slaughtering everyone and anyone he comes across while on his journey to find and murder his primary target. It really feels like the story primarily exists just to move our characters from Point A to Point B.

I wouldn’t say that is a negative. I feel like this movie was designed to showcase the effects rather than tell some kind of enthralling story. Where Terrifier was (in my opinion) made to show off the stellar performance of David Howard Thornton as Art the Clown, Laid to Rest feels like it was made to show off it’s fantastic practical effects. The kills are violent, and visceral – each one designed to outdo the last. I daresay that Chromeskull is probably one of the most brutal slasher villains I have ever seen. He kills without mercy and with maximum aggression – making every murder a work of practical-effects art.

Now I would like to take a moment to clarify something. I do not feel like this is one of those films that goes too far with its violence. This is not Martyrs or the Guinea Pig movies. It’s goal is not to disturb audiences but to provide them with bloody, gory good time. So if you are in the mood for a slasher movie with top-notch makeup and a hardcore killer than this is the movie for you!

I give Laid to Rest a 4/5

The Mutilator (1984)

What is it?

A group of college students spend Fall Break at a condo on the beach. What they do not realize is that the condo is also the headquarters for a deranged lunatic. With a wide variety of tools at his disposal, the lunatic decides to turn his attention on the students for trespassing on his property

Review:

On the surface you may dismiss Mutilator as another generic 80s slasher movie. And, to a certain extent, you’d be right. The story is as basic as it gets. Horny students using a remote location in order to drink and have sex. But what makes Mutilator different, to me at least, is the fact that the group feels like genuine friends. I cannot describe how many slasher movies have a friend group that has me wondering why they are friends to begin with. Such is not the case with Mutilator. The chemistry the cast has with one another makes their friendship feel real. As such I find myself rooting for the characters instead of counting down the time until their inevitable deaths.

Speaking of character deaths; that is where the movie really shines. For you see, the killer lives up to the movie’s title. He uses a wide variety of weapons including a boat propeller, a trident, and the titular fishing hook.

As such I would recommend Mutilator for those who want a good old-fashioned slasher movie. While it may not be as creative or as gory as other slashers movies of the decade, it is still an entertaining and fun watch.

I give Mutilator a 3/5

That is it for this episode of Tubi Tidbits! Please remember that the streaming service Tubi rotates their library regularly so if you don’t see these movies be patient. They will return to circulation soon enough.

We are not affiliated with Tubi in any way. These posts are strictly written as a way to inform other horror fans the selection that is available on this app.

Halloween Horror Marathon 2023 is now being updated!

Halloween (2023) is nearly upon us. And as is tradition, my wife and I are watching one horror movie a day from October 1st through October 31st! We tend to focus on our favorite movies but tend to sprinkle in a few new ones as well. I particularly use this time to delve even deeper into the depths of my favorite streaming service Tubi. But really this is just a great excuse to watch even more scary movies than I already do!

To celebrate our new website, we’ll be cataloging our marathon. We’ll be (trying) to update our page with whatever movies we watch as we watch them! So please take some time and check out our new page by either clicking the link at the top of the site or clicking: HERE

And if you marathon any movies throughout the month of October, please let us know in the comments! Do you have any recommendations that you would think we would enjoy? Are there some hidden gems that you would like us to check out? Well this is the best opportunity to tell us! So feel free to tell us!

Tubi Tidbits – BEN (1972) & SLUGS (1988)

TubiTitles

Welcome to Tubi Tidbits where we discuss horror movies that I have watched but are either not big enough nor bad enough for a full-length review. As you read these micro-reviews, please keep in mind that everything said comes from my own personal preference. There are movies on this list that you may find more enjoyable than I did or ones you disliked more than I did.

That is the beauty of Horror. It is all subjective.

The goal of Tubi Tidbits is not to put a score on these movies per se, but to introduce you to new movies found on the Tubi Streaming App. There are literally hundreds of movies on Tubi and it can be quite difficult finding one you may like. Especially considering that a of of these were indie or direct-to-video releases.

So, while there is a scoring system in place, please do not take my word as law. I try to keep summaries and reviews for this segment tight and concise; enough to give you an idea of what you’d be expecting if you choose to watch these films.

With that said, please enjoy Tubi Tidbits!

BEN (1972)

What is it?

A lonely child named Danny befriends the hyper-intelligent, and very dangerous, rat Ben. Danny, who has been suffering from a debilitating disease, begins taking care of Ben and Ben’s ever-growing colony of sewer rats. When food becomes scarce, however, the colony grows violent. As the body count increases, the local police must rally together to hunt down and exterminate Ben and his colony of vicious rats.

Ben is a direct sequel to the 1971 Willard.

Review:

Ben has a surprising amount of heart for a movie about a killer rat. Child actor Lee Harcourt Montgomery plays Danny wonderfully; giving us a sympathetic character for whom we can root for. However, I daresay that the real star of the movie is none other than Ben himself. There is something about using real, trained animals that adds a sense of character to these rats. We believe that Ben is Danny’s friend, that Ben has Danny’s best intentions in mind, and we end up rooting for the rat just as much as the human cast. I cannot recommend this movie enough – especially for the ending’s climatic battle between and rodent!

I give BEN a 4/5

SLUGS (1988)

What is it?

A small rural town comes under attack when a species of black slugs are mutated by toxic waste. Now local health inspector Mike Brady needs to convince the local authorities that a swarm of man-eating slugs is on their way to infest the town.

Review:

Slugs is just another example of what made 80s horror movies so great. The idea is sill on paper but wonderful in execution. The slugs are surprisingly creepy especially when you see just how many of them are on screen at once. But what really sells the movie is its makeup and practical effects. Flesh gets peeled off from people’s bodies. Limbs are hacked off in grisly fashion. Eyes are gouged out, skulls are blown apart; the movie is just a wonderful gore-fest.

And sure, thee story is nothing special. We’ve seen the same idea in other creature-features. It is very similar to such films as Jaws, Ticks, and Grizzly but you know what? That’s okay. All that matters is if the movie succeeds in entertaining us. And thankfully it does!

I highly recommend this for anyone who enjoys 80’s creature features.

I give SLUGS a 4/5

That is it for this episode of Tubi Tidbits! Please remember that the streaming service Tubi rotates their library regularly so if you don’t see these movies be patient. They will return to circulation soon enough.

We are not affiliated with Tubi in any way. These posts are strictly written as a way to inform other horror fans the selection that is available on this app.

3 Horror Movies for Beginners

Do you love horror and want to share that love with friends and family? Do you want to introduce the kids to scary movies but don’t want to go too dark too fast? Or are you someone who wants to watch horror movies but find them to be too scary? Well my friends, you have come to the right place! For I have personally gone through my extensive list of horror movies and picked out those perfect for beginners.

But where to begin? There are just so many to choose from. Therefore I have decided to make small, bite-sized lists for your convenience. A collection of horror and horror-adjacent films that you can watch either alone, with a loved one, or with your kids. So please. Sit back and enjoy our carefully curated list!

JAWS (1975)

Jaws horror movies poster for beginners

Synopsis: A great white shark terrorizes the small town of Amity Island. As the body count rises, it is up to local police chief Martin Brody (Roy Scheider), oceanographer Matt Hooper (Richard Drewfuss) and grizzled shark hunter Quint (Robert Shaw) to stop the beast.

Why it makes the list:

Jaws horror movies screenshot for beginners

You may be quick to dismiss JAWS as “just another creature feature” and you would be wrong. It is much more than that. Directed by Stephen Spielberg, JAWS is as much a human story as it is about a killer shark. In fact, the titular beast doesn’t even show up until the 1 hour 21 minute mark. Before that, all we see of the shark is from it’s point of view whenever it is hunting.

The primary source of conflict comes from between Martin Brody and Amity Island mayor Larry Vaughn (Murray Hamilton). Brody wants to close the beach until the shark is captured or killed. Mayor Vaughn, on the other hand, outright refuses. He states that the upcoming Fourth of July weekend is just too important for the town’s tourism trade. This is also the reason he flat-out refuses to warn the locals of the shark attack. The last thing he wants is paranoia ruining his perfect weekend.

It is this reason that I put JAWS on the list. The movie is less “straight-up” horror and more of a “suspenseful drama”. I would daresay that the movie doesn’t even get all that scary until the last 15 minutes or so when the shark is finally revealed. The movie sprinkles in moments of suspense all throughout the movie but it isn’t until the final act where things really get intense. And by that time you are so invested in the characters that you cannot look away no matter how hard you try.

Dramatic, suspenseful, with a phenomenal finale; this is a banger for those wanting to to dip their toes into the vast ocean that is horror.

Coraline (2009)

Coraline's horror movie poster for beginners.

Synopsis: A girl named Coraline discovers an alternate reality hidden within a crawlspace inside her new home. This reality is controlled by a strange entity known as the “Other Mother”. But things are not what they seem. When the Other Mother traps Coraline in her world, Coraline must use her wits and courage to find a way back home.

Why it makes the list:

Coraline Other Family

Coraline is one of the best “gateway” horror movies for younger audiences. It’s stop motion animation is simply beautiful; from the environments to the characters themselves. There is not one frame in this movie that couldn’t be considered art.

It has some wonderfully complex characters as well. On the surface, Coraline’s parents come across as rather distant and self-centered. But that is, of course, until you realize that they are authors under strict deadlines. They are trying to make ends meet and Coraline’s childish selfishness is not helping matters. And of course Coraline doesn’t mean to a brat. She is just having problems adjusting to life in a new house. It makes them all feel real and I appreciate that. Especially in a movie targeted towards younger audiences.

And you know what makes the movie even better? The fact that it is legitimately scary. I am not talking about cheap jump scares either. There is this underlying sense of unease that permeants throughout the movie. Like there is something wrong with the world but you just can’t put your finger on it.

Of course, this only gets more intense after the Big Bad reveals herself. Then it goes from an eerie, albeit charming, fantasy film to a straight-up horror movie. And while it is genuinely creepy, it never crosses that line into “nightmare territory”. It is just scary enough to keep younger audiences on the edge of their seat. I think it helps that Coraline herself is a child. I think children will be able to identify with Coraline and use her bravery to feel brave themselves.

Like I said. Coraline is the perfect “gateway” horror movie for younger audiences. Just scary enough to make them tense but not so scary as to traumatize them. Definitely worth your time.

Tremors (1990)

Tremors horror movie poster for beginners

Synopsis: A small desert community is under attack by a trio of gigantic subterranean worms that hunt via vibrations. Local handymen Val (Kevin Bacon) and Earl (Fred Ward) need to come up with a way to destroy the worms and save the town before it’s too late.

Why it makes the list:

Tremors screenshot.

Tremors is considered by many to be the “perfect creature feature”. It spends a lot of time on its main characters. Earl and Val are well written characters who have their own distinct personalities, quirks, hopes, and dreams. They are funny, genuine, and likable as hell making them the perfect protagonists to the movie. The side characters are just as good. We don’t fall into the horror trope of making one of the townspeople an asshole for us to root against.

On top of that, it has some beautiful practical effects. Everything you see in the movie is done practically – from the first person POV shots from the monsters’ perspectives to the worms themselves. And let me tell you; the monsters look great! Just real enough to make you jump a bit but not so much to where you’d suffer from nightmares.

So what makes it a good movie for beginners? Well for starters; it is very light hearted. Tremors is, first and foremost, a character comedy. It is chalk full of witty dialogue, silly slapstick, and over the top action scenes. It never takes itself too seriously which helps when the suspense kicks into gear. Mind you, this isn’t JAWS. The suspense is minimal at best but it is still there. Especially during the beginning when you don’t know what exactly the creatures look like or how they hunt.

Tremors is probably the most approachable movie on this list. It takes place in the daytime. It’s light on suspense and scares. And it focuses more on its characters and humor rather than traumatizing newcomers with scenes of extreme terror. If you want to dip your toe into the horror genre than this is probably one of the best movies to start off with. I promise you won’t be disappointed.